Sunday, January 25, 2009

Yikes

I am so stressed right now. Ugh, everything is going downhill. My parents think that I'm a useless delinquent, and, ugh, I don't even want to detail. I just need to rant. Sorry if you think this is a waste of space. I think this is very usefull at the moment. Although I feel ashamed of spamming on my blog--Wait, what am I saying? Loosen up!!!! Okay. I can do that. Here goes!!!!

RANDOM, WHACKY, CRAZY SMILEY IN ACTIVATION.

CAUTION!!!!

When cows laugh does milk go out their nose?!

Nyahahaha!!!!! I'm INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up!!!!

Oho, this reminds me of a conversation I had with myself!!! Funfunfun!!

It went like this:

"I love you!!!

I love you too!!

You're the coolest person I know!!

Yeah, yeah, whatever; but seriously, we're BORED!!!

BORED?! Hm...I never would have noticed!!!!

Boy, what a waste of my time!!

You mean OUR time, right?

Yes, yes; whatever the case may be. AAAARRGH!!!!!

Ooh, I liked the dramaticism indicated there, buddy!!!

I just knew you would!!!

You mean 'we'.

Stop it!!! You are SERIOUSLY annoying me!!!

Well, stop annoying yourself, then; sillyhead!!!!

Just be quiet!!!!

You be quiet!!!!

Hush up!!!!

Shush up!!!!

Calm down!!!

No, I hate you!!!

Oh yeah?!! Well, I hate you!!!!

I hate you more!!!!

I HATE YOU MORER!!!!

I HATE YOU MOREREST!!!!

I'm not talking to me ever again!!!!

*closing my mouth because I'm not talking to me ever again, either!!!*"

Ugh, I'm so stressed I think it's messing with my brain!!!!

Stress!!!!

STRESS!!!!!

STRESS!!!!!!

STRESS!!!!!!!!!

STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hyperventilating*

*heart pounding in throat*

*ears ringing*

*eyesight fading*

*freaking out*

*gasping for breath*

*thump on the floor*

*twitching uncontrollably*

*dramatic music in the backround*

Everything is still. Nothing moving. Nothing living.

DUN

DUN

DUUUUHHH!!!!!

Wow!!! That was more fun than it should have been!!!!! I think I'll do this more often!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

4 comments:

Twitchy Insomniac said...

Uh...wow. That was... er... productive? :D

Super Skier said...

nice man!!! level 11 here we come!

Brain said...

Ummm....what ever happened to "I'll do this more often..."?

Anonymous said...

Well, at least it wasn't five hundred words. You need to come back to the blog if you can. We miss you here, even if we didn't particularly enjoy what you had to say.

Oh, and I hope that wears off.